Pwede ba kitang sindihang tangina mo ka?
my anaconda don’t want none unless ur gonna pay my college funds
(noun) Gigil is an untranslatable Tagalog word, from the language of the Philippines, which has made it into our list of most beautiful feelings for its adorability factor. To experience gigil means to be overcome by a sudden urge to pinch or squeeze something/someone that is irresistably cute! We are surprise that there is not a word for this in every language, especially since most of us are fascinated by puppies, kitten, babies, and even our romantic partners. Next time you are overcome by gigil when you see your boyfriend/girlfriend or puppy, remember with bliss and satisfaction that this emotion has not been wasted in the spectrum of sentiments. (via wordsnquotes)
Steve Harvey losing faith in the human race one family at a time.
*this pizza serves 4-6 people*
bitch, the only person eating this pizza is me
Instead of leaking celebrity photos we could leak pdf versions of college textbooks? Idk just an idea